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TopicTrump tweets: we need background checks on guns
Eat More Beef
02/20/18 9:45:57 PM
#3
I hate that bastard but I'm happy to see him doing something good.
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TopicCE, should I message her back?
Eat More Beef
02/20/18 9:30:11 PM
#3
Yes. If you're not digging it, you can always recuse yourself later.
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TopicNCAA strips Lousville Cardinals of 2013 Basketball National Title
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02/20/18 6:16:38 PM
#4
...so, the college threw/paid for these parties that the atheles attended and are now being punished for it?

Did i read that correctly?
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TopicHow many countries have you been to?
Eat More Beef
02/20/18 10:41:12 AM
#57
Canada (coast to coast and up north)
USA (i think i've been to/through 20ish)
Mexico
Costa Rica
Panama
Italy
Switzerland
Austria
Germany
Belgium
The Netherlands
France
Serbia
Romania
Bulgaria
Greece
UAE
Afghanistan
Cyprus
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TopicCashier Pops Her Tit Out As A Power Move While Berating Customer
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02/20/18 9:53:14 AM
#52
I wonder what would happen if xsquader would have been the one filming... so many possibilities.
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TopicAmerican Flag hanging at a Utah High School is REPLACED with the ISIS FLAG!!
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02/19/18 9:05:49 AM
#14
The flag pole in the first picture doesn't resemble the flag pole in the last picture...
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TopicWho was the bestest Star Trek captain?
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02/19/18 9:00:16 AM
#4
I like Janeway the best because she has to make decisions without a safety net. Yes, she can be pig headed at times, but she has the highest stress inducing situation to deal with and still makes the majority of correct decisions.

If any if that makes sense.
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TopicHave you ever proposed to a woman and she said no?
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02/18/18 7:06:37 PM
#21
I'm 3 for 3 on my proposals. I'm currently batting zero om actually getting married though.

Here's hoping this time my fiancee and I actually get married.
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TopicHow does CE feel about Altered Carbon?
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02/17/18 7:50:42 PM
#6
I'm on ep 7.

I feel like it took all the amazing background elements from the original blade runner and total recall and built a universe around it.

I'm greatly enjoying it.

One thing I'm thinking right now is homeslices' sister is not what she seems. She just saved him from the death fights and they're doing the backstory ep, but I don't trust his sister.
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TopicHow do I tell a fat chick I'm not interested?
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02/16/18 11:06:20 AM
#50
If you're too chicken shit to even say "I'm not interested," what is asking a message board for help going ti accomplish?

Just man up and say you don't think of her in a relationship type way.
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Topicout of all the stunts George Costanza pulled off...
Eat More Beef
02/16/18 11:01:47 AM
#2
pojr posted...
my two favorites:

after interviewing well for a job, George's potential boss fails to communicate whether he will get the job or not. so he decides to show up and pretend that he was hired.

after going on a date with a woman, he purposely leaves Elaine's hat behind in an attempt to score a second date.


My favourite is when he turns his name into a jingle to try to get a second date, after stealing the chicks clock.

"Jerry. She asked me if I had the time! Do you think she knows?"
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Topicworst job interviews you've ever had?
Eat More Beef
02/16/18 10:46:54 AM
#11
Probably when I applied to a microbrewery. My buddy told me about it when I was chling at his place smoking a doob. I had resumes on me due to actively looking for a job at the time.

I said fuck it, walked down to the brewery right away to drop it off and had an interview with the boss right then and there.

I was so stoned that I was mumbling shit and tripping over my words. I ended up getting a practical interview (working for a day to see if I'd work out) and scored the job due to my work ethic.

Best summer job ever for a 22 year old.
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TopicIs it racist or respectful that black panther came out in black history month?
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02/16/18 9:31:37 AM
#4
Kineth posted...
Marketing strategy. Also sort of irrelevant since it's par for the course on how the yearly Marvel movies have been released.


Pretty much. They'd be dumb not to release it during Black History Month.

Use that hype train and convert it to dollars. Smart.
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TopicMy girlfriend might have syphillis.....
Eat More Beef
02/16/18 9:02:00 AM
#11
MFBKBass5 posted...
BalanceLost posted...
Darkman124 posted...
i suggest getting tested as soon as it is possible to detect

i dont even know how detection for that works, but it's always good to get tested after every new partner

Blood test.

I go get tested for STDs a couple times each year and they take one blood sample for HIV and one for Syphilis.


I suppose thats the responsible, adult thing to do. Damn it. Never thought Id be dating a girl who might have an STD...


You haven't lived until you've caughy an STI.

You should be fine. The Syph, Chlamydia and Gonorrhea are all cureable (for now). Just ensure you two have safe sex until it's cleared up. You don't wanna be passing a super strain back and forth for a couple of years.
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TopicStormy Daniels says she has a dress with Trump's semen on it.
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02/16/18 8:57:53 AM
#74
Solid Snake07 posted...
bevan306 posted...
isn't trump the shameless whore in this situation, considering he was like, married at the time


No, he's a dirtbag. And while shameless in some aspects the fact that he paid her off suggests he's ashamed of this at least. This lady slept with a married man, accepted hush money for it, and wants to be publicly known as the adulteress who fucked the president.

It doesn't get much more shameless than that.

I understand she's a porn star which is by itself some shameless whore shit. But god damn, that's next level man.


I'll bite.

Reasons as to why your post is dumb:
You're assuming Trump is ashamed of his actions. No, he's never ashamed. Look at the history of the guy and tell me once when he was ever apologetic or held one ounce of remorse. He paid her off so his wife wouldn't find out. $130000 is cheaper than what he'd spend in a divorce.

You're also shaming a woman who used her talents to make money. Like, come off it. People have sex. People get paid to have sex. This is nothing new. Stop being a prude.

Lastly, why is she a whore for having sex while the guy isn't?
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TopicGot my new glasses today how do i look
Eat More Beef
02/15/18 5:32:38 PM
#10
The bottom pair look good, homeslice.
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TopicWill theaters experience disturbances this weekend amid Black Panther?
Eat More Beef
02/15/18 5:32:00 PM
#7
iron jojo posted...
Well I doubt anyone will be eating horse poo


I wanna know what this guy's going on about...
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TopicTips for women about their husbands, from a 1950 home ec textbook
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02/14/18 9:56:47 AM
#41
The Admiral posted...
The problem wasn't that women gained the ability to work -- that was good -- it's that the changes this had on the economy pushed upon women the obligation to work. So, in 2018, even if a middle-class couple would be happy with that 1950s system, it's not an option. And for women who do work, they now have to deal with both the stresses of family life (which they did in the 50s) and the added stresses of work/career life.


Bruh. There's this thing called division of labour. It ain't just one partner taking care of homelife responsibilities anymore, everybody has to pitch in.

To think that every home dynamic falls into one little box is asinine. A choice is better than no choice, and it always will be.
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TopicCan anyone make an actual argument as to why conceal carry is a good idea?
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02/14/18 9:16:03 AM
#34
KingCrabCake posted...
DyingPancake posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Dude used a cell phone screen being cracked as a reason why conceal carry shouldnt be a thing.

L O fucking L

So glad you have come out and posted "never take me seriously"


I didn't even understand that part because it was so oddly typed.

I guess he was saying someone could go on a killing spree if they saw that their phone was cracked and they had a gun?

Such a bizzare scenario to come up with and one that doesn't even make any sense when paired with the original question


He prolly thinks you have to text first then shoot so maybe the gun having a cracked screen would cause a misfire. I'm actually pretty bummed i forgot to put my gun on the charger last night and now it has low battery



Are you two being purposefully obtuse? His argument is that if you can't take care of a phone, why should it be a good idea to put a lethal weapon into your hands?
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TopicCan anyone make an actual argument as to why conceal carry is a good idea?
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02/14/18 9:13:16 AM
#31
Fishy posted...
mustang90 posted...

So in your world a guy just tying to make a living as a cashier should go back to his country just because ole billy bob doesnt like how fast hes ringing up his beef jerky?

In my world we don't hire illegals to do our shit jobs for slave wages


So, the prez has been documented hiring tons of illegals and what-not. If you live in the states, it's very prevalent.

On topic: I don't understand the whole concealed carry thing. Most people argue that it'll take the attacker by surprise. Fine. I get that, but wouldn't openly carrying your weapon deter someone from attacking you in the first place?

To me, a concealed carry for a citizen just seems like these people want to stroll around with this huge "gotcha" moment.
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TopicNewportbox100s/Fire Thieft "unretires" days later
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02/14/18 9:05:49 AM
#116
JustMyOpinion posted...
Krystalcyanide posted...
He paid like 2-300 for that piercing from what he said on Periscope


I thought he said he was too poor to buy a used car so he could hold a job. Interesting how he manages to find cash for other things.


That's just like, your opinion, maaaaaaan.
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TopicNewportbox100s/Fire Thieft "unretires" days later
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02/14/18 8:34:56 AM
#112
Krystalcyanide posted...
He got a new nose piercing now

bZSDzWQ


Oh, sweet jesus that piercing looks terrible.
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TopicMan raped woman as she died from drug overdose
Eat More Beef
02/13/18 4:38:24 PM
#5
That's some deranged, fucked up shit.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with some people?
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TopicThe most annoying thing about the DCEU is everything is pretty well done...
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02/13/18 4:35:50 PM
#5
TheoryzC posted...
Isolated aspects of the DCEU are good but they're just terrible at sticking the landing


Pretty much. Wonder Woman was 10/10 until the last thirty minutes, then it dropped to a 6.5/10.

Fucking love conquers all and generic boss fight bullshit!
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Topicit starts now ce. i'm going to play new vegas
Eat More Beef
02/12/18 10:13:55 PM
#22
I'm doing a run right now as well.

I'm siding with the ncr and am sneak/sniper. I used most of my perks on the xp boost, skill points and the intense training boosts.

I'm just trying to max all my base stats cause I'm dumb like that.
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TopicWaitress fired over post after saying she wasn't tipped on $735 take out order
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02/11/18 6:03:52 PM
#39
darkprince45 posted...
The reason why you should tip is because of the cost.

Yeah don't tip on your 20 dollar pick up. But almost 1k worth of food? Some of you don't understand. Packed restaurant with a wait.and now imagine getting 700 dollars worth of food to prepare in the hour. All the prep time and every thing else in getting it ready


I highly doubt the restaurant only got the call an hour before. Most places make you call 24 hours in advance for significantly large orders. They can't just pull the product/production out of their asses in an hour.
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TopicWaitress fired over post after saying she wasn't tipped on $735 take out order
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02/11/18 5:43:00 PM
#19
Should she have been fired? Yep. They made it clear what their policy was and she violated it.

Was she right? Yep. Fuck those people for not ponying up a tip on a fucking seven hundred dollar order. That deserves a twenty-spot at least.
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Topicthat feel when a girl rejects you and she comes back to you 6 months later
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02/11/18 2:41:23 PM
#17
Awesome posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
Why is he insecure? He said no.

Anyway, tc, how did she react ?


she tried to talk to me a few times more and i just was polite with her and showed no interest in her at all, i see her around once in a while and say hi though. this also happened with another girl, she rejected me and i find out later she was in a relationship with a drug dealer before and he dumped her. then i ask her out and she laughs at me, then after that her and her friends try to talk to me about it and i pretend it never happened and i never asked her out.

a lot of women like men who treat them like crap until they cant take it anymore and then go back to the guys they rejected knowing that theyll be waiting. then they get with the guy, then theyll get bored and go back to the same bad boy in the past, bang them and hope the current guy doesnt find out.


I think you need to get a new outlook on life, chief. What's with all the anger and hatred towards chicks?
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TopicUK government to consider making online trolling illegal.
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02/11/18 2:38:28 PM
#7
MrK3V posted...
reminds me of this

Pp9noyJ


That's the stupidest fucking piece of paper I have ever seen.

"I have woman like hormones," and "I am a Queer," are the two biggest offenders for making it such a stupid fucking piece of paper.
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Topicthat feel when a girl rejects you and she comes back to you 6 months later
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02/11/18 2:26:06 PM
#3
UnfairRepresent posted...
I dunno it just sounds to me like you're insecure.

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TopicStudy indicates that Trump supporters are now unreachable
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02/11/18 1:09:34 PM
#50
The average Republican is unreachable.
The average Democrat gets blasted by limitless Chad dick.
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TopicMy sister dyed her hair to look like a tide pod
Eat More Beef
02/10/18 1:48:40 PM
#8
Should have died her pubes, then maybe people would want her cooter in their mouths.

(I'm assuming your sister is older than you. If she is younger, disregard my post and I'm gonna go wash myself until I feel clean again).
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TopicNewportbox100s/Fire Thieft "unretires" days later
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02/10/18 8:22:15 AM
#73
Aristoph posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
why is chicken so desperate to defend fire thief?


Life insurance beneficiary, maybe?

lol who am I kidding? As if Fire Thief would be responsible enough to have life insurance.

Chicken posted...
He needs help, not a f***ing audience.


He's had help. Years of it. He refuses to listen to it. It's all on him. Prison is the only acceptable option at this point, but I doubt he'll even make it there. I won't care.


Yeah, dude doesn't seem to want to get better. Besides, I highly doubt people on gamefaqs ignoring him will be the final straw that gets him to clean up his act. He'll record and upload videos regardless.

He wants to piss away his life and chronicle it? Fine. At least we can use these videos as a deterrent to anyone else that wants to follow down his path.

"Oh, you wanna be a shit stain? Here is a video thread. Watch this human self-destruct and tell me if this is how you want your life to go."

Seriously, the cops should take this dude's videos and make a mother fucking drug/drinking psa out of it.
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Topicfinished The Wire last night AMA
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02/10/18 7:48:32 AM
#48
Sheeeeiiiiit.

I think the scene where Jimmy and Bunk talk at a crime scene only using the word 'fuck' is amazing. One of my fucking favourite fucking things on fucking tele-fucking-vision ever. Fuck!
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TopicGetting a tattoo right now
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02/09/18 2:38:22 PM
#5
Calf or thigh?

If it's the calf, how's the pain on the muscle versus direct on the bone?

I'm thinking of getting a half pant (calf) for my next work, so I'm curious as to how it stacks up against the rest of the body. (I have my thigh, back, belly, chest, one sleeve and the other arm has multiple pieces, and ankles done).
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TopicPuberty for guys: Get hairy, get horny. Puberty for girls: Shoot blood out of V
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02/09/18 1:46:17 PM
#19
Blue_Inigo posted...
hollow_shrine posted...
Saquon--Barkley posted...
Girls get horny too

They just dont get horny around guys likeTC

Seriously. Just look at media made by and for young adult women. Sex is a frequent fascination for all youth going through puberty

Puberty is still a lot bloodier for girls tho


Depends on what you stick your new found erection into.
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TopicAssemblywoman at forefront of #MeToo movement accused of sexual misconduct
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02/09/18 11:21:07 AM
#9
Were_Wyrm posted...
She plays for our team, no harm no foul.


I dunno about that. What if she bunted and the ball popped up behind home plate? Or she hit a homerun and it was clearly on the outside of the homerun marker?

There could have been tons of instances where this was in foul territory.
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TopicAssemblywoman at forefront of #MeToo movement accused of sexual misconduct
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02/09/18 11:02:49 AM
#2
Innocent until proven guity.

He just wants money/fame.

He is pushing his own agenda, trying to destroy her.

There, did I cover all the arguments?
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TopicFinally got a match on Tinder after months of trying.
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02/09/18 7:48:40 AM
#23
My advice: you already got her number just being yourself. Keep it up. Don't use a gimmick or anything stupid.

Best of luck.
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TopicArby's trolls vegans on Facebook, outrage ensues
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02/08/18 2:46:11 PM
#74
Now this is a topic I can get behind!
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Topicwhy are most ethical vegans pro abortion?
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02/08/18 2:44:34 PM
#6
Why do people who are pro-life eat meat? A life is a life, no?
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TopicDo we all owe George W. Bush an apology?
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02/08/18 9:16:00 AM
#13
Damien747 posted...
W was one of the more entertaining Presidents. He couldn't get fooled again, and he was a champion shoe dodger.


His response to that incideny was very eloquent and thought out. He gained some respect from me because if said comments.
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TopicTrump has instructed the Pentagon to organize a military parade in DC
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02/07/18 12:06:14 AM
#95
@Bishop9800 posted...
wackyteen, Eat_More_Beef,

thank you both for your service. Ten year Vet right here!!


Keep fighting the good fight, homie. Thank you as well.
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TopicTrump has instructed the Pentagon to organize a military parade in DC
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02/06/18 9:03:10 PM
#67
wackyteen posted...
@Eat More Beef posted...


Hey scorpion41, I'm a liberal but have served and done a tour of duty (nine months in afghanistan). I say this is a s***ty use of government funds. It's also a slap in the face to everyone that's served after that fat pig has knocked those in uniform again and again. This is not about pride in the military, this is about showing how big of a dick Trump has.

I'm actually active duty military right now and I'll say it's a fucking waste of government funds

Especially after a tax cut.


Especially since those dollars could hae gone into refitting some of the older kit... kinda sad.
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TopicTrump has instructed the Pentagon to organize a military parade in DC
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02/06/18 8:51:44 PM
#61
scorpion41 posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
scorpion41 posted...
A lot of folks triggered by this...I like it.

So I take it you love both Antifa and neo-Nazis too then? They trigger the fuck out of people. Maybe try having actual opinions and some goddamn standards instead of just supporting whoever the hell is currently upsetting people. I bet you were a Bernie Bro who voted for Trump.


Lol the only people upset over this are the butthurt liberals, like yourself. And you really went out on a limb with that bet...I hope you dont gamble often.


Hey @scorpion41, I'm a liberal but have served and done a tour of duty (nine months in afghanistan). I say this is a shitty use of government funds. It's also a slap in the face to everyone that's served after that fat pig has knocked those in uniform again and again. This is not about pride in the military, this is about showing how big of a dick Trump has.
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TopicBe advised, this is also an image dump.
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02/06/18 1:26:31 PM
#35
Thank you for your service good sir! It's an honor to have these topics.
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TopicITT: Podcasts you regularly listen to and would recommend.
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02/05/18 8:59:55 PM
#12
The Pat Mcafee show.
Unattended Consequence (Patrick Rothfuss and Max Tempkin talking about stuff. Sadly it only existed for two years. Still pretty good though).
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TopicColts linebacker Edwin Jackson killed by drunk driving deported illegal alien
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02/05/18 2:14:17 PM
#28
Yeah, I don't get why it matters if he was illegal or not. The point is, some shitbird got drunk and drove a vehicle, killing people. Mother fuckers should rot in jail.

Seriously. Don't drink and fucking drive!
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TopicCan someone recommend me some comedies on Netflix or Hulu.
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02/04/18 11:16:47 AM
#25
I second Brooklyn 99
Atypical is a pretty neat show.

I'm currently re-watching How I Met Your Mother while I write and do housework. It's a pretty decent show the second time around.
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